Whoever cut the first trailer for Magic Mike should be taken out back and shot. (I’ll bet a week’s worth of tips it wasn’t Steven Soderbergh himself.) Rihanna’s “We Found Love” playing over scenes of stripper Channing Tatum whining about how he really just wants to make furniture, causing some generic chick to fall for him? Yuck. Suddenly one of my Most Anticipated Films Of 2012 was one of the biggest disappointments.
We found Nicholas Sparks in a Steven Soderbergh place.