Mean Women: Is ‘Bachelorette’ A Sequel To ‘Mean Girls’?

mean-girls-bachelorette Remember Mean Girls?

Of course you do. You’ve been quoting it since 2004.

On Wednesdays, you say: “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” On October 3, you ask what day it is. If someone tries to make fetch happen, you snap: “Stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen.” You will never eat toaster strudel without thinking of its inventor.

In other words, you’re too gay to function.

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The Tens: Best Of Film 2010

As a film school graduate, I’m afraid I have an obligation to take entertainment way too seriously. That’s why, when awards season rolls around, I can’t help but partake in the senseless, arbitrary, and totally nerdy critic’s pastime of ranking all the films I saw and compiling a Top Ten List.

And since 2011′s award season has already come and gone (catch “Best Of Film 2011″ for more on that), why not retroactively look back at movies from other years that were just as good?

Why, there is no reason not to!

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Gold Rush: National Society Of Film Critics Winners 2012

And you thought it was all about the Oscars, didn’t you?

Nope. The Academy Awards are basically the last group to have their say about which films are the year’s most esteemed, and their picks don’t necessarily (or even often) reflect the feelings of the critical community, which is why you’ll see a lot more of The Tree Of Life, A Separation, and especially Melancholia below than you’ll see of them on the Oscars telecast.

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‘Melancholia’ Is Depressing. Surprise!

(Films discussed in this post: Melancholia, Another Earth.)

Believe it or not, Melancholia is the second 2011 drama about a young, hot woman preoccupied with a fictional planet.

And no.

Neither of them is Pluto.

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