Here is Ke$ha’s latest video, “Put Your Beard In My Mouth” — which is not in any way a euphemism. It features Ke$ha literally putting a variety of facial hair of all shapes and sizes into her mouth. (I imagine she’ll start a separate blog for pics of herself coughing up hairballs.)
The vid also features a, shall we say, “Whiskers Remix” of “Your Love Is My Drug” featuring Ke$ha shouting “Beard!” at various decibel levels.
In the words that only K-Dolla could ever utter:
“YESYESYESYES. THIS IS LIKE A DATING WEBSITE. BUT. JUST FOR ME.
GOODNIGHT BEARDS. ILL DREAM OF YOU ALL. IN MY MOUTH.”
For even more beards in Ke$ha’s mouth, keep an eye on Ke$ha’s Put Your Beard In My Mouth Tumblr.